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Gamer, Blogger, Student

James Reynolds

jamesr87[.at.]gmail.com

Kalas, la cunt himself.

Oh wow, I know it’s been a long time ladies and gentlemen but I have some Kalas related fun time for you!

The lo-down, new guy joins ET (I know, i’m surprised to!) posts about a Zelda game, I hear people do that, before our favourite little canadians leaps all over him (possibly in a gay way?) and acts like a complete douche, some of the quotes are below + of course he fired yet another PM to Leslie.

If you haven’t had a chance to catch up on his previous shenanigans then please check back through the archives but otherwise read on, enjoy and if you wish to carry out some nefarious scheme hit up the thread here.

“Lol you spelled Ocarina wrong too xD, all your posts are one liners man, it seems like your just trying to up your post count to me =/.”

“And no I don’t seem to come off as a mod or anything, just spamming isn’t really allowed and I would hate for the new guy to be warned already”

“Frankly I don’t give a damn, I was just telling him so he wouldn’t get in trouble”

“I don’t have to say anything else. I’m a mod on another forum so I’m used to giving people friendly (but perhaps unwanted) advice.”

“Btw, I spelt cool “kewl” on purpose, unlike you who obviously had no idea how to spell your “second favorite game”

“Oh ya its def a hissy fit, and I completely flew off the handle jumping all over him.”

“You should probably keep your comments to yourself because where am I a hypocrite? Have I been spamming, I believe not”

“As much as I may have “attacked him” you did no better, so your guilty of hypocrisy just as much as the next person.”

“Seriously I find it sad that after all this time you still want to try to assault me. You probably should have left it at that after I admitted my fault and apologized for trying to “boss” him around.”

So, the part you’ve all been waiting for – The Personal Message!

“Um sorry but I did say I didn’t mean to jump all over him and wasn’t trying to boss him around or anything. As for you, whether I got your intended aim at your hypocrital comment, you still are a hypocrite for what you did. I also find it sad despite all your high and mighty talk you still respond in an attempt to get the last word. Why exactly do you choose to continue acting like an immature child, what happened before is long over, and I definatly sent you an apology over pms and on Jame’s blog.

{~James: I put a line break in, so we can actually read. We use paragraphs in the adult world Kalas }

If you never actually read it, that isn’t my fault, but I did sincerly say I was sorry. I’ve already put it past me, don’t you think it possible to do the same? Just leave me alone if you have nothing to say, and btw I wasn’t spamming as it was clearly a response to what you said.”

It’s nice to know, I’m still in the hearts and minds of the people over on ET. Thank you Kalas, you once again have amused me greatly.

I especially like the way you apologized for that frankly appalling comment you left on my blog, which btw is still in the moderation queue. What a disgrace ;p

Peace, especially for the Templites out there.
JamesR.

Gamer, Blogger, Student

James Reynolds

jamesr87[.at.]gmail.com

Robotic Overlord finally got it's mascot!

Greetings and Salutations residents of the internet! Today is the 9th of March and that can only mean one thing, It’s the 9th of March and absolutely nobody cares about today. I’ve got very little to post about, I dinged 70 on my now Protection Paladin to find that nobody wants a Protection Paladin. This annoyed me, a lot.

I have also decided that Empire Total War is unplayable due to the obscene end-of-turn time.

On random news I decided I quite want to learn another language and have decided that that language should be Korean, so far i’ve learned how to write words and tha alphabet, but no actual words and have trouble telling the difference between pronounciations. Half my cue cards have the same sound descriptions on them! So i’ll be checking out some learning resources in my spare time ) I want to go to Korea!

So, without further a due lets wiki what has happened on previous March 9ths!

• Jean Callas was exonerated after petitions from my friend Voltaire.
• The football team Inter Milan was founded.
• The Soviets put down a Georgian demonstration in 1956.
• Barbie made her debut.
• 42 People die in the worst recorded cable car accident.

It’s amazing how little has happened on March 9th! I have a task for everyone who reads this (All Three~ of you), head to the Wikipedia entry for your birthday and post one interesting thing that happened on it, so for example on my birthday is a fairly eventful one so if I had to pick a single incident I’d go with Operation Crossbow which got underway on December 5th 1943, Rob will enjoy reading this I’m sure being the WW2 buff that he is.

Anyway, my only other thing is if you have some time please check out Laputan Machine’s Madmarkus on Twitter, perhaps we can encourage him to post some stuff up. It irritates me how little he does post considering how funny he can be! But also check out Resuri on Twitter, she and I are working on getting a portfolio up at the moment.

Annyong-hi kashipshio! (ok, so I copy pasted that )

UPS, guranteed to piss off the working class

I find it quite funny that UPS tries to deliver a package three times in one working week – I ask you, do they expect us to randomly be in one midday but not the next? I’m beginning to wonder exactly where in the scheme of good business sense delivery companies sit …

How many millions (tens or hundreds?) of people around the world work 9-5~ and can’t be in for the mail? Where is the option to have it delivered on a Saturday or a Sunday? It’s that bloody simple! Or perhaps have it delivered earlier in the morning like 5-7 but that doesn’t help some people…

Consider that if we opt to pick it up, they don’t even man the depots on weekends! Jesus tap dancing Mother Theresa’s Ghost Puppy! Who came up with that fucking business plan?

It’s a good thing the company I’m working for are decent human beings and let you deliver to the office …

… Le sigh. Anyway, you might have noticed I have been posting less and this is primarily to do with being in training or not at a PC for the last week and a bit but if I’m honest I generally don’t want to write in the precious little time I have to myself between chores, work and sleep. I am sure this will return to normal once we have a net connection and I pick up my new PC at the end of this week …

In the mean time however you can all do me a favour and head over to Resuri’s (Leslie’s) blog and comment, we were all new to blogging one time or another and it’s always good to have some encouragement at the start. I’d recommend Mark’s blog, but I think she’s already beating him on Posts per week

Regards,
JamesR.
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Quietly proud of the article title.