Nobody Reads This

Gamer, Blogger, Student

James Reynolds

jamesr87[.at.]gmail.com

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Friday is here at long last and I’m pretty desperate to get home and go to bed. I have some tasks to do at work before I have that luxury. I try to skim the news for something interesting to report but apparently nothing of interest is happening anywhere in the world.

• We have reports of “increasingly unproductive youths” which couldn’t be more obvious.




• We hear that nobody is buying new cars anymore, unusual what with everybody’s disposable income climbing. What, that’s not happening? Then how is this news?!




• How about these guys in Hereford who’re making the worlds least popular top secret phone? Watch out iPhone!




• For some unknown reason people have decided that “What should we do with a Drunken Sailor” needs to be rewritten to be more PC. That’s great ‘n all, but what SHOULD we do with Drunken Sailors?




• And possibly THE most absurd story of the day … NHS Hospital calls in Exorcist to banish ghost from Hospital. And people say there’s nothing wrong with the NHS?

I really have nothing else to say, the News is letting me down … So … I guess i’ll try to think of something to do with RoboticOverlord.com. I’m taking suggestions.

Regards,
JamesR.