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The spike in activity during the December month has pushed me well into the 5,000 views mark, so:

Thanks for your Patronage!

I’ll see you at 10k ET 5,000 hits and you still haven’t come to see reason.

Regards,
James.

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There are a few things that 90% of Gamers hate … EA, DDR, the Playstation 3 … But you’ll be hard pushed to find people who hate Guitar Hero.

This is because people are narrow-sighted retards.

You see, we hate EA because they resell us the same game over and over … We hate DDR because its a lousy piece of shit gimmick rythm game that sold because it was “cool” … And we hate the PS3 because its an overpriced, falsely marketed rubbish piece of hardware.

So why do people love something that is all 3?

The company that made Guitar Hero is basically reselling you a game they made years ago … And a game that any self-respecting programmer could probably make.

The company that made you guitar hero is selling you an overpriced rythm game under the pretence it’s “cool”.

And the retail guitars are rubbish, you have to know this.

“But it’s fun” I hear you crying … Yeah so what? Since when does something being fun mean companies should be allowed to rip you off?

Come on guys, stop being so god damned narrow sighted …

… Go play the FREE FretsOnFire … or any one of the hundreds of FREE Flash-rythm games … Or go and buy Amped or Frequency of PS2.

Just stop giving lazy companies so much money for a piece of mass-produced plastic that probably costs them about 50 pence a unit to make.

Regards,
James.

Well its now the 26th and ‘Christ’mas is all but finished now, I hope you all had a great time!

First a quick ET Update, it appears that they are entirely capable of starting arguments about me with literally no provocation … Poor Icefox appears to be the next WSAG Author under fire. For stating the truth no less.

Also, does anyone else find it odd that nowhere did they wish people a Merry Xmas? Bizarre.

Anyway I did pretty well all things considered … lets see I got:

• Serenity Comic Book (Awesome)
• WoW Calendar
• Zebrahead Album
• 360 Wireless Headset
• Jimmy Carr DVD
• 4 Bottles of Beer (All from Leslie down to here)
• Jet Li’s Fearless
• Rocky Balboa
• Lock, stock & three smoking barrels
• Doom
• A Colouring book
• A box of chocolates

Leslie did pretty well out of me, she got a DS and three games plus a little set of DS bits and pieces (case, emergency charger, etc) and the Russel Brand book.

I think the both of us had a great Xmas, for dinner I had a little mountain of pork, roast potatos, parsnips and stuffing. It was so nice … Kudos to Other James.

Hope you had a great holiday, enjoy yourself!

Regards,
James.