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Zip.

I hereby request a reason for the second warn I received that night you slammed with with a total of 5 of them.

To clarify:

1. I put an insulting message to Zip in my sig (Morse Code)
2. He asks me to remove it. (Warning)
3. I agree to remove it.
4. I place non-offensive text in my signature.
5. He tells me to remove it. (Verbal Warning)
   
6. I ask which rule I had broken.
7. No response. (Warning & 3-Day suspension)
   
8. I proxy an account to check for badmouthing, since you can’t read the RP section unless you register.
9. No message. (“Indefinite” Ban) – (Thats 3 Warns to reach 6.)

I want you to explain #7 for me.

Right here, where I can contend with you and where everyone can see exactly why it is I think (/know) you’re out to get members of WSAG and are willing to treat them unfairly.

And as I commented, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t go and edit the rules this time so that it fits … I wasn’t too impressed last time.

Regards.

If you’ve been referred here by Blitz, be sure to check this post (and the comments beneath it).

You’ll have to forgive me, I didn’t have even five minutes to take any funny photos at work, so the following are spares from the other night … But first;

Its coming up to Christmas and my bestfriend and his mum can’t celebrate it, I won’t disclose why, but it sucks for them.

And I know all they really want is to celebrate it, sadly, you can’t just turn up with a cooked dinner and be away with it … So I decided to do something nice for them.

I took him some presents most notably the full box-set of Nightmare on Elm Street Movies (How fricken awesome right?) but I also got this cake and had the lovely Leslie  do the lettering for me.

Then she ate all the left over icing  

so liek srsly, thx 4 everythin

I find that theres not really anything better than coming home to an argument, not like angry wife … but in text it works brilliantly be they e-mails, forum posts or … Comments on a Blog. Not because I just love arguing so much … Which I guess I do … but because it’s a good mental work out.

Sifting through, find and assaulting weak points, it’s all very soothing. Then you sit back, and wonder if they’ll come back and offer up some counter-points. More often than not in my experience – if you do a good job – they just don’t bother. Or the thread gets closed.

Oh that reminds me … I thought up simply the best pseudo-offensive comeback insult last night whilst I was grafting … expect it soon! >_> Dun Dun Duuuunnnnn!

And now for our funny photos … Or at least ones that puzzled me … You’ll have to click today because i’m lazy:

1. First of all, I think I found the cheapest suicide solution. Although, it might just clean your innards at that price.
2. The mystery here is … What makes it so good? Just consider, what makes Soylent Green green?
3. Whoever came up with this maths is clearly from America.

Tell me if you can think of a cheaper suicide to replace one that requires a tool … If you say jump off a building or drown yourself I will say that Oceans and Houses are expensive

And now this post must end, for I need my rest before I return to the Café later for steak … And then subsequently get trashed at a friends house.

Because if i’ve learned anything in my 20 Years on this Planet (Hush Leslie) I’ve learned that Alcohol is Mans best friend trumped only by … Jessica Alba, or possibly a Drunk Dog.

Regards,
James.

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This will help ease you back into normality …