Nobody Reads This

And so that concludes my 4-day nightshift haul. I would quite like to sleep for like 30,000 hours … but i’ve got to wake up at noon and go out again. Lucky me.

Mark’s comment on the last post (ET Referrer Update) just made me realise …

That Jack Thompson post, with an ET link in the first paragraph, has been getting a fair number of search engine hits.

Now random people from the internet click them … and thats what it shows ET as.

Accurate no? A website that blares insults at you repeatedly untill you close the window.

I call THAT a Victory.

I’d offer odds on who you think did it, but I think everyone already knows who it was. Sit boo boo sit.

Anyway, and now for the latest round of:-

Things to do at Work when you’re bored:

Todays edition sees the foundation of a workplace religion, in this epic tale of one man and a quest to please  his God, can anyone solve the mysterious riddle that entails?

Our story starts with a man, wondering alone throughout an ASDA during the night. Suddenly, several packs of bottles moved spontaneously and spelled the short, but still amazing, message of “Hi”.

The boy wcs bewildered, hardly able to believe his eyes …”Who … What … are you?” and the almighty God of Walmart belowed to him; “I am your Lord and pay cheque writer”

The boy was taken aback by this, and the God demanded he do his bidding and build him three great structures. A Monolith, a Temple and an Altar. The boy set to work and busily constructed the buildings.One after the other he completed them and he called up to his Lord:

“What do you ask of me now?” and he responded “Complete your shift and return home. Take this message with you and spread it to the people. For my word is law and you must obey, should your Christmas bonus be delivered promptly and your tax calculated correctly.”

A Curious message formed in the debris and he memorised it, completed his shift … and returned home to sleep.

This wondrous occasion never repeated itself, but the worker was content in knowing that the Lord of Walmart existed and was ever vigilent. Pleased with the workers performance, the Lord granted the worker a pay rise of .6% and one day extra holiday.

So say we all.

The End.

And that concludes our Early Bird Speshul, tune in next time when we should have introduced the “International Ban the Jewfro Organisation” and maybe just maybe i’ll have written that review I owe Xbox Elite.

We might very well have another Public Service Announcement … a Little different from our last few (Maybe …)

Regards,
James.

Ps. I know you want to know what our Lord said, so here it is: